Special Offer to God: Two for One!
Dear God,
I have a special offer for you today.
Today’s special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE John Lennon! That’s right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE John Lennon!
But wait!-
If you bring back John Lennon within the next 30 minutes, you also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa. Talent not included. Must be 18 and older!
(found as a comment in Youtube)
